The Americans are apparently celebrating National Joke Day today, so we thought we’d join in on the fun. We’ve found these over on ducksters.com.
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!
Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
A: She couldn’t control her pupils!
Q: Teacher: Didn’t I tell you to stand at the end of the line?
A: Student: I tried but there was someone already there!
Q: How is an English teacher like a judge?
A: They both give out sentences.