Go on…

The Americans are apparently celebrating National Joke Day today, so we thought we’d join in on the fun. We’ve found these over on ducksters.com.

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!

Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
A: She couldn’t control her pupils!

Q: Teacher: Didn’t I tell you to stand at the end of the line?
A: Student: I tried but there was someone already there!

Q: How is an English teacher like a judge?
A: They both give out sentences.

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